Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators
Hoax Investigation => General Hoax Investigation => Other Odd Things => Topic started by: Jacksonology on February 17, 2010, 03:17:55 AM
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http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1211 (http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1211)
(AP) An unexpected thriller emerged regarding the sudden tragic death of Pop icon Michael Jackson today. Los Angeles county coroner Eli Lilly describes:
"We received Jackson's remains at 2:00 A.M. Thursday, and prepared the customary prescribed embalming process, but were stupefied and stunned to observe that the remains were not decomposing, in a state of rigor mortis, or indicated any other post mortem symptoms. We are currently at a loss to explain this, but suspect that all of Michael's plastic surgeries may have a role in this, his diet or drug regimen, we're not sure which one, or perhaps a combination of them all. We will release new information as it unfolds."
Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."
so if MJs ''Body'' didn't need embalming and his ''remains'' were in good shape, why the close ''casket''?? Elvis: (http://judithvankas.punt.nl/upload/Elvis20in20his20casket.jpg_goed_(348_x_191).jpg) and MLK:(http://itwasjohnson.impiousdigest.com/king_casket1.jpg) had open caskets... received his remains at 2:00am? wasn't his ''body'' transported there in the afternoon....
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This is hilarious!! Plastic surgery may have a role in it??!!! And this is a nurse talking?? For God's sake I can't believe that1!!! Doesn't she know how the deterioration of a body work? There's no plastic surgery that can stop that!!!
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!
(http://austriantimes.at/picture/4w6xxk1g.jpg/Jacko_on_his_deathbed)
This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..
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well that picture is as fake as fake can get pffffff.. we de-bunked this ages ago, plus the lips are wrong there's no tattoo etc etc.. pffffff looks like a drawing to me!!
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This drawing not convincing me becase his tatoo and hair are missing.
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well that picture is as fake as fake can get pffffff.. we de-bunked this ages ago, plus the lips are wrong there's no tattoo etc etc.. pffffff looks like a drawing to me!!
Yes, it is indeed an ILLUSTRATION drawing done by a Japanese artist. Guess it kinda went out of hand when it is being surfaced as the actual autopsy picture. :?
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!
(http://austriantimes.at/picture/4w6xxk1g.jpg/Jacko_on_his_deathbed)
This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..
yeah it's a ''Artistic Illustration'' but we may never know how he looked like during his ''Autopsy''
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NO! He WAS NOT in a casket. He is NOT DEAD! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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NO! He WAS NOT in a casket. He is NOT DEAD! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know, this article was to show the conflicting stories regarding michaels ''body'' it was said his ''embalming'' was done at forest lawn, but a jackson said it was done at the coroners. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! :lol: :lol:
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!
(http://austriantimes.at/picture/4w6xxk1g.jpg/Jacko_on_his_deathbed)
This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..
yeah it's a ''Artistic Illustration'' but we may never know how he looked like during his ''Autopsy''
it just looks so crazy that its funny.. Yeah right, Michael in this is it looked beautiful and then all of sudden he looks ugly. and oh, when you die, your nose looks different.. no don't think so. Look at that nose. omg what a BS
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Ridiculous picture, it's a paint.. Open your eyes, please.
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http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1211
(AP) An unexpected thriller emerged regarding the sudden tragic death of Pop icon Michael Jackson today. Los Angeles county coroner Eli Lilly describes:
"We received Jackson's remains at 2:00 A.M. Thursday, and prepared the customary prescribed embalming process, but were stupefied and stunned to observe that the remains were not decomposing, in a state of rigor mortis, or indicated any other post mortem symptoms. We are currently at a loss to explain this, but suspect that all of Michael's plastic surgeries may have a role in this, his diet or drug regimen, we're not sure which one, or perhaps a combination of them all. We will release new information as it unfolds."
Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."
so if MJs ''Body'' didn't need embalming and his ''remains'' were in good shape, why the close ''casket''?? Elvis: (http://judithvankas.punt.nl/upload/Elvis20in20his20casket.jpg_goed_(348_x_191).jpg) and MLK:(http://itwasjohnson.impiousdigest.com/king_casket1.jpg) had open caskets... received his remains at 2:00am? wasn't his ''body'' transported there in the afternoon....
The time line seems way off thought he was transported pm on 25 June which was a Thursday so how could he have arrived at 02.00 am on the morning of Thursday 25 June he would have got there before he "died" which explains everything if he was not "dead" he would have needed any of "these services" simple :D :lol:
Just read between the lines "simple"!
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The time line seems way off thought he was transported pm on 25 June which was a Thursday so how could he have arrived at 02.00 am on the morning of Thursday 25 June he would have got there before he "died" which explains everything if he was not "dead" he would have needed any of "these services" simple :D :lol:
Just read between the lines "simple"!
Ahaha.. So true, so.. How is it possible? First get the body 0.00 AM, then autopsy, then embalming 2.00.. :lol:
Good sources, that talks for Michael. They are almost to BeLIEve in. And no, the times I mentioned are not true, but that's how it could be possible.. Worlds fastest autopsy then I guess, and no wonder if they needed more autopsies after that.. But then embalming would be worthless.
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
They've said so many things about how he looked idk what to think... :? However, I thought Katherine wanted the casket closed, she didn't want a picture of her dead :( son splashed all over the news all over the world, makes sense to me... Michael is not just anyone.
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!
(http://austriantimes.at/picture/4w6xxk1g.jpg/Jacko_on_his_deathbed)
This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..
um yeah when i saw this the first time it was a polish artist who drew this to show what Michael would have looked like if he died of OLD AGE !
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"Jackson didn't need embalming", yes alive people generally don't. :roll: ;)
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If by chance he is dead, and his body isn't decomposing...you know what that means! call up the pope! lawl.
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This is just absurd. It's getting to the point where I just can't believe the general public is THIS stupid. I mean, I've known that for a long time but to think that all the answers are right in front of everyone's eyes and they STILL don't get it - it just blows my mind. Of course they didn't need to do anything to the body because there was no dead body. Even if there was, it wasn't Michael because they are saying that he arrived dead before he even died.
You know, I used to feel just a little bit of embarrassment when people would make fun of me for believing he's still alive. But now it's to the point where I feel embarrassed for the people who don't believe it. He is absolutely not dead. Plain and simple.
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"Jackson didn't need embalming", yes alive people generally don't. :roll: ;)
LOL! that made me smile!
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Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the two names mentioned should be the names of a huge drug company (Eli Lilly) and that of "Doctor Death" (Kavorkian)?
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How can they say that plastic surgery would have meant he did not need embalming rigormortis starts from the inside and the breakdown of the body starts from the inside how would plastic surgery effect that process so it is a load of rubbish Michael did not die so dont worry
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I'm thinking they use some sort of plastic dummy I mean this does not sound normal at all I never heard plastic surgery stop decomposition what a load of crap
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Well guys, I could resist it, I left a link to the forum in the comments section, and of course suggesting that from the detail in the article MJ IS ALIVE. Maybe it might tempt a few to check into things a little more, for sure they find it really weird.
:D
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she's right, -what would a living man need to be embalmed for?
8-)
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Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."
What on earth is she impliying by saying there was no cellular reduction or regeneration?????
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Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."
What on earth is she impliying by saying there was no cellular reduction or regeneration?????
She is saying he didnt age... that since Thriller he stopped aging... which is ridiculous because MJ did age, as we saw with our own eyes.. In his 20's he was an angel, so good looking it took your breath away.. then he became hot and confident in his 30's and later on, he became a good looking older man.
He may have had plastic surgery and enhancements (botox, etc)... but you can still see he aged. :?
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Bunch of BS as always, Michael is so alive only blind ones cannot see it, regarding to the "autopsy photo" it's really hilarious, they think that we are too dumb, all these years Mike has been very pale cause of vitiligo and all the while after his "death" when people usually become very pale or white he gets a lovely tan!!!it's ridiculous.P.S. It seems that the nurse is of the same nationality as me :lol:
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that picture is an illustration showing what one of the detectives (I think it was a detective) decided Michael would "probably" look during autopsh without any makeup, etc. Bullshit. Shows what they know...Agin :roll:
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That article can't be serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BS FO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that is funny! There is a part in the autopsy that I specifically remember them saying that rigor mortis WAS present in the jaw and I think the limbs! I will try to find it and post... :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: what a crock :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . If that were the case, I can think of at least 10 to 15 deceased starlets who would still look perfectly fine today after 10 or 20 years. What a joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Is this one of "Murray's" nurses? Sounds like it. At any rate, the apple doesn't appear to fall too far from the tree. How do you spell incompetent - M U R R A Y :lol: :lol: :lol: and his ASSociates.
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I knew that statement existed at the bottom :mrgreen:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0208101jackson8.html
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:lol: :lol: :lol: This article is ridiculous...a dead body showing no signs...well of being dead...and doesn't need to be embalmbed because of plastic surgeries...lol...that is ridiculous
And that drawing...OMG...soooo fake...that is definitely not the same adorable man from TII :lol: :lol: :lol:
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she's right, -what would a living man need to be embalmed for?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: UR sooooo right :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You're seriously discussing that!??
This site is a satirical site and in NO WAY serious!
They're just making fun.
Please look at the "About" section.
http://www.smthop.com/about.aspx
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How in the world did you even read past the name 'TATIANA KEVORKIAN'? :lol: Tatiana is the disgruntled wanna-be lover and Kevorkian is the name of Dr. Death...who happened to be on LKL discussing MJ after his 'death'!!!! LOL, if she indeed is a real person and was a nursing assistant then she certainly did not work for MJ...nursing assistants do mostly non-clinical duties...meaning they feed, bathe, change and assist the patient....they do not give meds or injections! ;)
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DooDoo ยป Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:52 am
This is hilarious!! Plastic surgery may have a role in it??!!! And this is a nurse talking?? For God's sake I can't believe that1!!! Doesn't she know how the deterioration of a body work? There's no plastic surgery that can stop that!!!
:lol: :lol: I am sorry. I had to chuckle at this response. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Noway in the world!!! Nothing is going to stop you from decompsing once you are dead. Plus, she was just the nursing assistant.
:lol:
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Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the two names mentioned should be the names of a huge drug company (Eli Lilly) and that of "Doctor Death" (Kavorkian)?
OMG!!.. I recognised that instantly! This is like the Patients list on Conrad Murray's website. Ridiculous! :lol:
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This is pure Bull! That website has this dumb story as a headline: "Santa Clause Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering" http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237 (http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237)
Nothing but some tabloid garbage.
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The only bodies that do not decompose are those made of plastic....mannequins! :lol: :lol: :lol: Plastic surgery - yes the creation of a plastic mannequin! :lol: :lol:
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That drawing is so fake. He looked pretty good June 24th, like himself. How could someone change that much in one day? They can't.
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"Santa Clause Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering" http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237
Nothing but some tabloid garbage.
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Maaan, i can't believe in all of these RIP people here in the thread!
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I mean, this is a HOAX FORUM, what you guys are doing here?
You're not trying to change our minds, you're just trying to figure this hoax out!
So, stop being so stupid and watch!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
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Well, i've seen this draw but in a gray scale in a tv show here in argentina back into July i think.. not a good show btw..
The man who showed this draw was a guy from Chile that wrote a book about MJ being guilty in those nightmare trials, and the book has other draws like that one the boy made showing the vitiligo spots in Michaels genital etc etc.. and.. the man who do the show ask to this other guy if Michael knew about his book when he was alive, and he said that yes, and in fact the only person that MJ ever sued.. was him :S
This man said the draw was made by one of those guys who made identikits for finding the criminals, and that made it before the autopsy started...
a big buck of BS!.. The show ended and I email the tv show saying that I couldn't believe how low they can get to have some audience, because they even shown a manequin of how supposedly Michael looked when he arrives to the hospital based on this obviously fake draw!!... of course I didn't get a response
I remembered one more thing, this man from Chile also said that Miko Brando worked for Michael because his father asked Michael to hire his lazy son (miko) as a favor, and Michael did it... and.. as a return of that favor, Miko it turns out to be Blankets father.. pffffffffff
BS!
Just wanted to share with you all -.- I didn't even remember that draw and the tv show and I just get mad again hehe.. Love you all.
Lots of L.O.V.E!
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But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed
yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again :roll:
I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!
(http://austriantimes.at/picture/4w6xxk1g.jpg/Jacko_on_his_deathbed)
This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..
are you serious, you can clearly see that it's fake..
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I'm still playing catch up on all of this, but this one has me laughing hysterically. Sorry, I worked in the medical field. Embalming is the only thing that can slow down the process of decomposition. Last time I checked, it was also a law in the most states in the U.S., if not all. I think the only exception is certain religious beliefs, and there are very few who frown upon the embalming of a dead body.
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lolol/he was a wasting patient when the parmedics first saw him. crash/ So he got better looking and in better shape the longer he was dead lolol/ Wow. Make up your minds people. Make up your minds. lolol/
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guess this came along before we got the laughter thread.
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lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ Wow! lies lies lies, I cannot believe this. Do they think we are stupid or what? OMG.. Like hesouttamylife stated, the paramedics couldn't recognize the patient for how frail he was. So by the time he went to the hospital, then to the coroner's office, he got better into a better health? Yeah if they think we are swallowing this think again.. If they did not embalmed him right to the start, BECAUSE HE IS ALIVE.. YOU DO NOT EMBALM A LIVING PERSON. DAHHHHHHHHH.. BLESSINGS.
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I'm still playing catch up on all of this, but this one has me laughing hysterically. Sorry, I worked in the medical field. Embalming is the only thing that can slow down the process of decomposition. Last time I checked, it was also a law in the most states in the U.S., if not all. I think the only exception is certain religious beliefs, and there are very few who frown upon the embalming of a dead body.
In othodox christianity they think those who have bodies that after death are not decomposing are saints. In fact I know this is a criteria to declare them saints after death.
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I'm still playing catch up on all of this, but this one has me laughing hysterically. Sorry, I worked in the medical field. Embalming is the only thing that can slow down the process of decomposition. Last time I checked, it was also a law in the most states in the U.S., if not all. I think the only exception is certain religious beliefs, and there are very few who frown upon the embalming of a dead body.
In othodox christianity they think those who have bodies that after death are not decomposing are saints. In fact I know this is a criteria to declare them saints after death.
Ginafelicia, but we all know that Michael cannot decompose because he is not death right???
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I'm still playing catch up on all of this, but this one has me laughing hysterically. Sorry, I worked in the medical field. Embalming is the only thing that can slow down the process of decomposition. Last time I checked, it was also a law in the most states in the U.S., if not all. I think the only exception is certain religious beliefs, and there are very few who frown upon the embalming of a dead body.
In othodox christianity they think those who have bodies that after death are not decomposing are saints. In fact I know this is a criteria to declare them saints after death.
Ginafelicia, but we all know that Michael cannot decompose because he is not death right???
Right....but I don't know it for sure, so the next best is Michael is a dead saint. But I prefere him to be an alive saint bow/
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Guys, please don't get all agitated about this old article - it's meant to be satirical! Just look at the source and see the other articles they've produced! But I have to say, many a true word is spoken in jest ......
"but were stupefied and stunned to observe that the remains were not decomposing, in a state of rigor mortis, or indicated any other post mortem symptoms."
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lolol/
But he still is a saint :mrgreen:
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They are actually saying that his dead body was not decomposing???? lolol/ lolol/ That is impossible. Not almost impossible but really impossible.
OMG no one can believe that :lol:
O... and doesn't the autopsy report say there was rigor mortis in his jaw?
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Where's a 'head-banging-on-the-desk' smiley when you need one?!!
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damn it doesn't work crash/
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I got it, Saint Michael is super human! That will cover it all! :lol: :lol: :lol: All though the Saint idea is pretty wonderful.....Can we a live Saint please!! Take care, Love to All penguin/
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There you go! Desk/wall!
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There you go! Desk/wall!
Ah, phew, I feel tons better now! Thanks!!
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This thread makes me gag.....ugg, but in life you have to learn to go forward. Never in a million years would I have thought I'd read about decomposition.......I gagged in school when I had to dissect a worm.....actually I cried at night too.
Well, here's a basic Wiki for decomposition...it is interesting, but graphic...not for the faint of heart:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition)
and one for embalming:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalming)
Check please...I'm done.
Hope you all are having a great day........
Blessings to each!
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I have only one answer - that Michaels body approach beautification state due of absolute purity of his mind and soul just like body of some marturs or sants get preserved by extraordinary achievment of theire feat which affected very nature of body cells that reminds uncompromised by the end of times. The message is clear- Michael Jackson is suffer enough that he literally earned his marture/saint status / i completely believe so / and his untouched body unmistakebly display that@@. Thank u Jacksonology 4 that link and thank u Tatiana Kevorkyan to b first witness on that mystery- armenian is one of the oldest christian in History and im sure became familiar wth that natural preservation of holy flesh@@. Oh Michael@ you are So deep! Blessings 2 everyone@