Is a full-body transplant possible?

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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: June 24, 2011, 03:34:51 PM
Well obviously MJ is now Justin Bieber.. quick someone make a youtube video.
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: June 25, 2011, 02:20:11 AM
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Well obviously MJ is now Justin Bieber.. quick someone make a youtube video.
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The body transplant theory sounds like a good episode for "The Outer Limits".
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: June 25, 2011, 07:03:17 PM
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That's one of the most funny theories I've ever read.  respect/[/dropshadow:23l3dr0c]
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: June 30, 2011, 04:10:44 AM
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I think it's a little hard to do that when he is on the moon, because you thought he was at the moon right?

No Souza, if he is on the moon is easier, because space lords may have the technology needed to do such operation.  ;)

It seems that not just space lords may have the technology... ;)


UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant
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[highlight=#bfff80:yb5akhhd]UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant[/highlight:yb5akhhd]

A Polish soldier, killed-in-action by friendly fire, impatiently awaits to receive Poland’s first full-body transplant.WARSAW, Poland -- A leading surgeon here has selected a serviceman who was blown up in Iraq as a test subject to receive a pioneering full-body transplant.

Front-line soldiers in the Polish Army often operate their service weapons in the distinctive "Polish style." Although their torsos and extremities are intact, they are killed by a bullet to the head, traveling through what they thought was the gunsight. Such casualties could benefit from full body transplants.

It comes a week after a Polish construction worker who suffered horrific injuries from falling into an industrial-size sausage grinder received the country’s first full torso transplant at Warsaw’s Polish Pope Memorial Hospital. The worker had his body completely ground up, but he remained alive as they managed to save his head. His soul was preserved in his head until a suitable full-torso transplant became available after a prospective donor blew his brain out in a suicide attempt.

Worldwide, there have been only about a dozen torso transplants, and although limbs and other body parts can easily be transplanted, this will be the first time that a KIA soldier would receive both a full torso as well as a transplanted head and face (including brain and sense organs). Only one person, a Frenchman, has had a combined face and head transplant, but he died from a heart attack after being lynched by a crazed mob carrying burning torches in 2009.

[highlight=#bfff80:yb5akhhd]Prof. Hugo Frankenstein[/highlight:yb5akhhd], director of surgery at the Royal Free Hospice in north London, has urged caution on Poland’s plans to carry out the complex procedure. According to the professor, this is how it might work: when a soldier is blown to bits his, or her soul still belongs on active duty. In other words, in spite of being killed, he has not received permission to die. The main problem is storing a totally obliterated solder’s soul until a suitable full body, with head, neck, torso, limbs, as well as preference of sex organ (male or female) can be transplanted onto the soul of the soldier.

“Gad, they are going to make a zombie! A Polish military zombie at that!” Frankenstein told the media. “It is quite possibly wrong to tamper with the dead, lest we create an abomination, like my forefather did.” In spite of his moral misgivings, Frankenstein is working with surgeons in Poland to proceed with the most difficult part: The actual transplant of the new body onto the disembodied soul.

It comes as Poland’s health watchdog, the National Institute for Coyote Logic (NICL), said there needs to be "more evidence" on the possible risks and benefits of full body transplant surgery, which is, effectively, bringing the dead back to life. It said health professionals should explain the uncertainties and possible risks to all patients considering the operation before they give their consent. “New recruits can simply sign a waiver upon induction,” proposed Captain Gomer Pylski of the Polish military recruitment bureau. Pylski’s idea was overwhelmingly voted as the most useful suggestion to result from the entire fiasco, regardless of the outcome.
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and check this out:
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 01, 2011, 01:37:19 AM
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 01, 2011, 01:48:26 AM
I don't think this ca be possible, but I'm not an expert.And Michael to change totally ...hmmmm, I don't think he would do that.
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 01, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
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and check this out:
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/m ... ant/195256

Imo, the soul is in the brain, not the heart. The heart is an electrical machine with no memory or emotions, but the brain is.
 That video makes no sense.
Also, when one dies, the brain stays active for about 6 minutes if I am updated on that.

 Sounds like a hoax. Was this video made in April 1st?
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 01, 2011, 06:02:13 AM
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and check this out:
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/m ... ant/195256

Imo, the soul is in the brain, not the heart. The heart is an electrical machine with no memory or emotions, but the brain is.
 That video makes no sense.
Also, when one dies, the brain stays active for about 6 minutes if I am updated on that.

 Sounds like a hoax. Was this video made in April 1st?

Yes, the video was posted on April 1st. Actually, I didn't post it very seriously ;) . It is science fiction 8-) . I highlighted Prof. Frankenstein, because I thought it was funny and odd too.

"Though not feasible at current levels of technology and scientific understanding, this and similar concepts have been explored in various forms of fiction." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 01, 2011, 10:36:48 AM
[dropshadow=#4080FF:j5pnfxgo]Even if it's possible, it's really hard and dangerous operation. So I don't think MJ would put his life in trouble, this is not necessary.
Nobody would accept such an operation like this, it's just for people who had big accidents and nothing to lose...
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Re: Is a full-body transplant possible?

  • on: July 04, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
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and check this out:
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/m ... ant/195256

Imo, the soul is in the brain, not the heart. The heart is an electrical machine with no memory or emotions, but the brain is.
 That video makes no sense.
Also, when one dies, the brain stays active for about 6 minutes if I am updated on that.

 Sounds like a hoax. Was this video made in April 1st?

Yes, the video was posted on April 1st. Actually, I didn't post it very seriously ;) . It is science fiction 8-) . I highlighted Prof. Frankenstein, because I thought it was funny and odd too.

"Though not feasible at current levels of technology and scientific understanding, this and similar concepts have been explored in various forms of fiction." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant


Good! cause I was LMHO when the guy explained how felt being in a womans body being a man  :lol:
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