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Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
December 15, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beat erers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz ashit. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS






Just thought I'd share something to lighten the mood :) Happy holidays!
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anewfan

Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
December 15, 2010, 08:17:44 PM
That certainly puts some excitement into baking!!  :lol: Thanks for the laugh!
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Your true character is how you act when no one is looking.

Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
December 15, 2010, 10:05:03 PM
I am laughing so hard right now....oh, that is hysterical!
I must make some of these.....
Thank you.....
Cherry Mistmas to you!
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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
December 16, 2010, 02:47:14 PM
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 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: this is what you get after making your recipe...
 any way happy new year and Cherry Mistmas to you all cheers !!!
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bonita

Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
December 16, 2010, 03:04:55 PM
Whoa hah at first i thought this was a serious recipe but then i read it. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe (Just for kicks)
February 02, 2011, 01:36:14 PM
LMAOOOOOO :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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