Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

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Offline Chicana

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Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 04:16:34 PM
I don't know if you all have already seen this article or not, but I came across it earlier today. I had already heard that the person that was brought to the hospital wasn't the real Michael Jackson. The person that supposedly died was someone else.

The source is: The Spoof : Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him! funny satire story The Spoof : spoof news headlines, parody and political satire stories

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June 26, 2009

A police coroner shocked everyone this morning when he announced that the body brought in to the hospital was NOT the real Michael Jackson.

Through DNA testing and comparing them with Jackson's DNA fo years ago, someone has been impersonating Jacko for several years now.

Perhaps that's why he kept putting off shows, stated one authority.

Fans of Jackson say that something had changed several years back, especially after he married Lisa Marie.

After that, this "Michael Jackson" began acting even crazier.

Could it be that Lisa Marie spilled the family secret on how her dad had faked his death years ago and Michael came up with a plan to have a peaceful rest to his life.

The Presley secret seemed to involve Elvis' twin brother who was supposedly dead at birth but was actually severely handicapped and taken care of in a home. When Jesse died, Elvis saw his chance for freedom, as they buried his twin brother.

Jackson's whole demeanor changed about the time of his "marriage" to Lisa Marie and his appearance changed to help him get away.

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 04:46:51 PM
The site this article is from is called "The Spoof", lol, which is basically another word for nonsense.

Although IF there was a dead body, the DNA wouldn't have matched MJ's.  I just don't think there was an actual corpse.  But what do I know, lol.

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 05:39:21 PM
The site this article is from is called "The Spoof", lol, which is basically another word for nonsense.

Although IF there was a dead body, the DNA wouldn't have matched MJ's.  I just don't think there was an actual corpse.  But what do I know, lol.

doesn't matter the name of the website. i just found it online. i was actually trying to find information about elvis's "dead twin brother" and michael jackson came up in the results. i read the article and wanted to share it on here to see if anyone had seen it or not. no big deal, really. :l

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
[...]
 i was actually trying to find information about elvis's "dead twin brother" [...]
If you're interested in this subject, maybe these links might help, unless you already saw them...

-see replies 161-164 here --- > New Jesus - mark my words
-see reply 13 here ---> Elvis Presley ~ the MAN & the ARTIST
- ELVIS/JESSE’S LETTER EXPLAINING WHY HE CHOSE NOT TO GO INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM | Linda Hood Sigmon Truth
- ELVIS/JESSE AND NUMEROLOGY | Linda Hood Sigmon Truth
- there are many interesting  links from where you can continue your research  here: Elvis not dead - For Dummies (& newbies) thread | Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators - Page 1
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 06:14:57 PM by SimPattyK »

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 07:05:11 PM
Thanks for sharing, but if this were true there would be exploited worldwide  :th_bravo:



                 

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 07:42:57 PM
[...]
 i was actually trying to find information about elvis's "dead twin brother" [...]
If you're interested in this subject, maybe these links might help, unless you already saw them...

-see replies 161-164 here --- > New Jesus - mark my words
-see reply 13 here ---> Elvis Presley ~ the MAN & the ARTIST
- ELVIS/JESSE’S LETTER EXPLAINING WHY HE CHOSE NOT TO GO INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM | Linda Hood Sigmon Truth
- ELVIS/JESSE AND NUMEROLOGY | Linda Hood Sigmon Truth
- there are many interesting  links from where you can continue your research  here: Elvis not dead - For Dummies (& newbies) thread | Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators - Page 1

thanks.. i'll view that later.

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Re: Michael Jackson's DNA Says This Is Not Him!

  • on: June 27, 2012, 07:54:55 PM
Thanks for sharing, but if this were true there would be exploited worldwide  :th_bravo:



                 

hm yeah..maybe. but i just came across it. they have other crazy stories on that i saw. one said michael jackson is not dead and they were talking about some guy from the military.