Misheard Michael Jackson Lyrics!

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

Hey guys! Im sure all of us have done it: Sang the wrong lyrics according to what we heard.
Some of them are funny, some are just plain weird. Why not share them?
P.S. im not sure if there is already a topic on this.

I have a few of my own:

Smooth Criminal
Misheard: Eddie are you walking?
Actual: Annie are you okay?

She Drives me Wild
Misheard: She's got the look ah, water milk butter!
Actual: Aha i still dont know :/

Im sure we've all had this one:

Beat it
Misheard: Showin' how fucking strong is your fight!
Actual: Showin' how funky and strong is your fight!

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
Misheard: Samantha! take us through the hours.
-my name is Samantha and i was like WOAH HE SAID MY NAME! but alas be didnt =(
Actual: So let love take us through the hours.

AAHA and i found this on youtube i think its quite the laugh!

[youtube:2bxi8mmw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbUV6_fZrA[/youtube:2bxi8mmw]

[rowdyangel]

The one misheard lyric that ALWAYS cracks me up is this in You Are Not Alone:

Misheard:  Your burgers are the best
Actual:  Your burdens I will bear
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[JACKSONGIRL]

Hey guys! Im sure all of us have done it: Sang the wrong lyrics according to what we heard.
Some of them are funny, some are just plain weird. Why not share them?
P.S. im not sure if there is already a topic on this.

I have a few of my own:

Smooth Criminal
Misheard: Eddie are you walking?
Actual: Annie are you okay?

She Drives me Wild
Misheard: She's got the look ah, water milk butter!
Actual: Aha i still dont know :/

Im sure we've all had this one:

Beat it
Misheard: Showin' how fucking strong is your fight!
Actual: Showin' how funky and strong is your fight!

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
Misheard: Samantha! take us through the hours.
-my name is Samantha and i was like WOAH HE SAID MY NAME! but alas be didnt =(
Actual: So let love take us through the hours.

AAHA and i found this on youtube i think its quite the laugh!

[youtube:3r52mkfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbUV6_fZrA[/youtube:3r52mkfw]

that video had me craking up, and i always heard eddie are you okay

[lisap27]

my son who is 7 sings

his version  -  GIVE ME AN ANTLER nahhh

words - DIRTY DIANA nahhhh

I was crying laughing cos he sings it at the top of his voice :lol:

[jacilovesmichael]

LOL these are all hilarious.

My favorite song has always been "She's out of my life".. and I always thought he sang, "Love is opposition" when really it's "Love is not possession". Haha, really, both ways make sense but give that part of the song two completely different meanings.

[*Mo*]

[youtube:lv5s4gt2]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi6XSpncy1o[/youtube:lv5s4gt2]

[Nathalia]

"And I found a spoon!"
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
so hilarious!!!!!!!

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

OHHH BOY!
I think this guy could be my next boyfriend hahah :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[youtube:hqfu8o8h]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3NdRMX7B4[/youtube:hqfu8o8h]

[miss j]

The one misheard lyric that ALWAYS cracks me up is this in You Are Not Alone:

Misheard:  Your burgers are the best
Actual:  Your burdens I will bear
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
i can't imagine praising someone's best burgers with melody.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

The one misheard lyric that ALWAYS cracks me up is this in You Are Not Alone:

Misheard:  Your burgers are the best
Actual:  Your burdens I will bear
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
i can't imagine praising someone's best burgers with melody.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ahaha HEY! Michael Jackson sang about prada!.. or so i thought!

They dont care about us
Misheard: Youre ripping (raping?) me of my prada for gods sake!
Actual: Youre ripping(raping?) me of my pride for gods sake!

[miss j]

The one misheard lyric that ALWAYS cracks me up is this in You Are Not Alone:

Misheard:  Your burgers are the best
Actual:  Your burdens I will bear
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
i can't imagine praising someone's best burgers with melody.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ahaha HEY! Michael Jackson sang about prada!.. or so i thought!

They dont care about us
Misheard: Youre ripping (raping?) me of my prada for gods sake!
Actual: Youre ripping(raping?) me of my pride for gods sake!

 :lol:  :lol:  but i always have problems understanding what he sang....i always have to look at the lyrics..

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

hahaha, MICHAEL PLEASE SING CLEARER!
In his song cheater i always thought he was singing "I BROKE MY RADIATOR!"
turns out he was actually singing that O_o hahaha

[mykidsmum]

"And I found a spoon!"
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
so hilarious!!!!!!!

I LOVED that part!  He sounded so happy!  In his big loud voice...and I found a spoon!  I was so excited for him!  LOL I am still laughing...My favorite thread I stumbled on...thanks for making me laugh!

[mykidsmum]

when I was a kid I thought he was talking about Billy's Jeans...LOL   I used to sing Billy's Jeans are not my lover...  I guess that was before I knew what a "lover" was...LOL!

[MichaelJacksonsWendy]

The one misheard lyric that ALWAYS cracks me up is this in You Are Not Alone:

Misheard:  Your burgers are the best
Actual:  Your burdens I will bear
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
i can't imagine praising someone's best burgers with melody.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ahaha HEY! Michael Jackson sang about prada!.. or so i thought!

They dont care about us
Misheard: Youre ripping (raping?) me of my prada for gods sake!
Actual: Youre ripping(raping?) me of my pride for gods sake!

 :lol:  :lol:  but i always have problems understanding what he sang....i always have to look at the lyrics..

Ahaha same here! im actually SOO frustrated that i CANNOT figure out the lyrics to 'she drives me wild' he never put the chorus in the dangerous album thing.